Activities

• Stick Darl scored 95 on 18 holes at Stony Plain Golf Course.

  A Fall Day that feels like your going to wake up to a blizzard of snow the next morning...windy... Cold but perfect for 2 idiots to go and take over a golf course. Shorts toque how more Canadian can ya get Eh. While 2 other faggots are under blankets sipping on Tea watching talk shows. I'm out here battling and realizing I have no hope and my wallet will be emptied again to this Bearded Suede Champion...

  Oct 11, 2025 Details
• Stick Darl scored 82 on 18 holes at Edmonton Petroleum Golf & Country Club.

  Oilers Opener + Golf with no one on the course perfect fall conditions could not be in a better mental state. To drunk to remember what was shot 79 to 84 only shooting I remember is course boos

  Oct 9, 2024 Details
• Stick Darl scored 83 on 18 holes at Royal Mayfair Golf Club.

  More Blown opportunities. Went from a strong finisher to a complete Melt Show. Man up and get across the finish line. Call me lil bitch boy

  

  Oct 4, 2024 Details
• Stick Darl scored 92 on 18 holes at The Links of GlenEagles.

  3rd round of jacket started off absolutely Treasonish. Dino stayed back in Time villa for orders. Stick leaving 9pm solo as Bearded left without and traveled down Huey solo so he doesn't need to share chips
  
  The perfect frost delay at new course to overlook a valley and watch the white frozen tips melt away. Paired up with Replacement Darl who got gangbanged and fit right in
  
  GlenEagles tops the charts. What dreams are made of. This is golf...the serenity.
  
  The real question is is there a Free Coat Dinner provided still?

  

  Sep 21, 2024 Details
• Stick Darl scored 82 on 18 holes at Coal Creek Golf Resort.

  Coal Creek...always a gem...a gem where no one can ride or walk on the fairways...where you hit a divot and wreck the grass your out...where you even look at a tree the wrong way....banned for life...where if your in the bunker and displace a course of black beauty....you will be incarcerated
  
  Well through the battle of cold hyperthermia rain stick rises and coal can suck him the fuck off

  Sep 14, 2024 Details

Honours

Break 100

Bronze Putter

Into the Wild

Short Stuff

3 Par Streak

Shutterbug

Break 90

4 Par Streak

Elevator skills

Vagabond

5 Par Streak

Marksman

Back to back birdies

Club Loyalist

Break 80

Vagabond 25

Eagle

6 Par Streak

Vagabond 50

Hole in One