Bio
Im just a darl lookin to for my darlings. You seen em? Send em my way. Im too horny to golf.
Activities
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Bearded Darl
scored 89 on 18 holes
at Pine Hills Golf Club.
The Rhino had a Dino up his ass for 15 holes. But the Dinos stamina gave out. I still came though. Had to jerk off in the woods off 16th tee.
Sep 27, 2025 Details -
Bearded Darl
scored 89 on 18 holes
at Pine Hills Golf Club.
The double day took the leader and the replacement into oblivion. My experience and alcoholism saved me again. Dino was claiming he was drinking vodka. Ya right buddy. Ahahhahahah. Yet hes now only 3 back. Oh, and in bed at 7 p.m.
Sep 27, 2025 Details
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Bearded Darl
scored 88 on 18 holes
at Pine Hills Golf Club.
First day of a double day. 0 warm ups. Erection blasting through the zipper. Im a sick faggot with anal phglem.
Sep 27, 2025 Details
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Bearded Darl
scored 83 on 18 holes
at Ponoka Community Golf Club.
Ice fucking Cold full regret somehow 3:45 round with cocksucker mother fuckers!!!!!
Jun 15, 2025 Details
Honours
Break 100
Short Stuff
Elevator skills
Shutterbug
Into the Wild
Break 90
Bronze Putter
3 Par Streak
4 Par Streak
5 Par Streak
6 Par Streak
Eagle
Vagabond
Break 80
Club Loyalist
Back to back birdies
Vagabond 25
Marksman