Bio
Im just a darl lookin to for my darlings. You seen em? Send em my way. Im too horny to golf.
Activities
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Bearded Darl
scored 83 on 18 holes
at Ponoka Community Golf Club.
Ice fucking Cold full regret somehow 3:45 round with cocksucker mother fuckers!!!!!
Jun 15, 2025 Details -
Bearded Darl
scored 90 on 18 holes
at Coloniale Golf & Country Club.
1 hat won, 1 chip in bird, 1 house smacked, 1 300 day streak ended, 2 sahara sand bags jerked off to.Jul 3, 2025 Details
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Bearded Darl
scored 86 on 18 holes
at Devon Golf & Country Club.
If anyone see my cock drop me a pin. I lost it earlier in the day. It fell off and im a faggot. I need it. Thx!Jun 13, 2025 Details
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Bearded Darl
scored 94 on 18 holes
at The Links At Spruce Grove.
I got sucked on 4. Fucked on 6. Railed on 9. Blown on 11. Jacked off on 12. Jerked off on 13. Analed on 15. Raped in the woods on 17. Had a blast.May 5, 2025 Details
Honours
Break 100
Short Stuff
Elevator skills
Shutterbug
Into the Wild
Break 90
Bronze Putter
3 Par Streak
4 Par Streak
5 Par Streak
6 Par Streak
Eagle
Vagabond
Break 80
Club Loyalist
Back to back birdies
Vagabond 25
Marksman