Bio

I WILL SUCK YOU THE FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!

Activities

• Original Darl scored 98 on 18 holes at Pine Hills Golf Club.

  FOUND GOLF AROUND HOLE 15

  

  Jul 12, 2025 Details
• Original Darl scored 97 on 18 holes at Coloniale Golf & Country Club.

  Was that an accident?

  Jun 22, 2025 Details
• Original Darl scored 103 on 18 holes at Ponoka Community Golf Club.

  It's 5am, slowly getting ready for a nice lil early morning round of golf with my bearded love.
  
  Bearded 2 min later: "Still ripped. Riiiiiiippped."

  

  May 19, 2025 Details
• Original Darl scored 88 on 18 holes at Devon Golf & Country Club.

  Jul 2, 2024 Details
• Original Darl scored 113 on 18 holes at The Links of GlenEagles.

  

  Sep 21, 2024 Details

Honours

Into the Wild

Shutterbug

Bronze Putter

Break 100

Break 90

Vagabond

Short Stuff

3 Par Streak

Club Loyalist

Elevator skills

Eagle

4 Par Streak

Vagabond 25

5 Par Streak

6 Par Streak

Marksman

Vagabond 50