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Recent Rounds
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DinoDarl
scored 84 on 18 holes
at Whitetail Crossing Golf Club.
Come flying in to meet darls. Quickly introduced to wet dick, loosing sandle running thru swamp to embrace darlings. Darlings thanks looking low but quickly refuel to battle another foot destroying round. Every darl under 90 with some intense battles for 70's. Darlings golf heating up
Jul 8, 2019 Details -
DinoDarl
scored 91 on 18 holes
at Whitetail Crossing Golf Club.
Wow trip day walking in the books for Darl. AMAZING. Beauty day and beauty golf shot. Get me out of mosquito infested swamp land and off to BP's for pizza feast.
Jul 8, 2019 Details -
Original Darl
scored 88 on 18 holes
at Whitetail Crossing Golf Club.
I am fucking hurt wow get me a wheelchair. 3 rounds walking. Sexual darlings. Wet dick conditions. Drying up though.
Jul 8, 2019 Details -
Bearded Darl
scored 87 on 18 holes
at Whitetail Crossing Golf Club.
Still smells like wet dick. So do my feet. My shoes are definitely not water wang proof. Cuz my socks are soaked with liquid on a dong.
Jul 8, 2019 Details -
Stick Darl
scored 79 on 18 holes
at Whitetail Crossing Golf Club.
my skin smells like its burning....o wait it is burnt all over roasting smeltering. feet bleeding but everything you need to do to rebound from an aweful morning round. 4 sexy darls walking battling tanks being drained smelling like the westest of dicks. I stick scratching and clawing my way back into liver leech. i am going to fuck bearded bad with the good ol fuck off and then give myself a good suckofffff. Do they have carts at Tobiano?
Jul 8, 2019 Details
25 °C
Greens inconsistent speed.
Driver ok and irons ok.