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Recent Rounds
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Original Darl
scored 103 on 18 holes
at Slate to Ironstone.
It's all pavement out here. And tarps. And two cold darls. And no alch. HELP!!!
May 5, 2019 Details -
Original Darl
scored 94 on 18 holes
at Slate to Ironstone.
Woke up and sharted some scotch smelling sludge then got in a car and drove 3 hours to golf in the cold with 2 darls more fucked up than me. Excuses kept coming after that. Layers. Rattle. Tarps. Driver toss. Wind. Cold. Gotta piss 1000 times. Can I just hit the ball please?!?! Back 9 thank goodness!!!!!
May 5, 2019 Details -
Stick Darl
scored 96 on 18 holes
at Slate to Ironstone.
well only two explanations for this round. FUCKING PEOPLE WATCHING CONSTANTLY LURKING ON US and GOD DAMN TARP. everything that happened was becauze of these two occurances FUCKNOFF. least darl gave me boos to feel good about my self. lost the one ball that was truly dear to me big red. also I SUCKKKKKK. nice day out though plus 8 windy cold cloudy then a bit of sun to defrost my egg rolls
May 5, 2019 Details -
Bearded Darl
scored 84 on 18 holes
at Slate to Ironstone.
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP!! I just locked down the Liver Leach bottle baby. This guy rocked a 10 already. My stamina for good golf currently sits 12 holes. After that im tired sore no knees no twist or tork. Just arms flailing and need nap. Fucking old fuck.
May 5, 2019 Details -
Shane
scored 88 on 18 holes
at Slate to Ironstone.
Windy day and not that warm but quick and fun round 88 not bad couldn’t hit a fw
May 2, 2019 Details
