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Recent Rounds
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Stick Darl
scored 88 on 18 holes
at Jasper Park Lodge Golf Course.
Suck us Off we say to the others. Hammered night before hammered when my love and samauri solider comes and picks me up. Not planning on bringing food for dinner because we know we will be drinking and feastinf for free. Enter serenity when you pass the gates...start to dial by chugging. walk and see two sexy dawgs sitting on a chair ready for battle. Team Suck Us shows them the hat. its already been marked and set in stone. Fear sets in..where is my speaker? only thing i think about because golf isnt worth a mention. We are down by 1? get me to serenity patio so i can drink and look at what i want to order and not pay for.
May 25, 2019 Details -
Original Darl
scored 97 on 18 holes
at Jasper Park Lodge Golf Course.
Wow what a weekend start off with an absolute BBQ FEAST with a Dino Friday night, he's already been to Jasp and back today and I'm coming off some late night MOM rum hammered nights. We are tiiiirrrrrreeeedddd but all good set alarm for 4am, dino up at 330 starts making breakfast n coffee, we pound that breaky and hit the road to Jasp 450am. THIS FOG ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEEEE?!? CANT SEE TWO FEET IN FRONT OF ME WHY AM I GOING 130? Hip n Dave pumping through the speakers GOT US GOOOING!!! Finally arrive at the gates and start blasting positivity, darls have arrived, get ready for a rape fest Jasp!!! Round one started a bit rough but edged out a 1 point lead to finish the first 18. What a beautiful course, very fun, very gettable. Anyone seen my 3i? Need it baaaaaaad.
May 25, 2019 Details -
Stick Darl
scored 82 on 18 holes
at Jasper Park Lodge Golf Course.
well there it is a dagger again. keeping it close to lure em in then my partner comes and BOOOOOM TAKES IT AWAY. slice amd dice like true samauri...peace and respect...domiance live the life and get sucked off baby.
May 25, 2019 Details
